A Case of Mistaken Identity

A personals ad recently ran in a major city’s newspapers. It read: Single female seeks male companionship. I’m a very good-looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in pickup trucks, hunting, camping, going on fishing trips, and, in particular, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front door each and every night when you get home from work, waiting only for you. Call and ask for Daisy.

When more than 15,000 men picked up the phone, they found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever dog. What’s not to love, boys?